God Awful Games: The 15 Worst Games of All Time; 2013 Edition [Part 2 of 3]

#10 worst game of all time- Back to the Future (NES)
Guilty Party: LJN

Today we see hollywood blockbusters being turned into video games a dime a dozen. Ever wonder where the old addage "hollywood games suck" came from?!? games like this. Back to the Future was an awesome trilogy, and LJN fucked it up with a turd so rancorous and dirty that looking at it is like looking at a flash bang. The controls are horrible- the game is forced, you don't know what you're doing and the gameplay is atrocious. The sequels weren't much better, either.

#9 wost game of all time- Knight on the Town (Atari 2600)
Guilty Party: Playaround (Mystique)

Ok. If you've never played this game- it sounds good on the surface. Maybe it's about a game set n the middle ages- or maybe a renaissance fair. Oh fucking please. This has nothing to do with knights of fairs. In this game your job is to get across a platform, with monsters attacking you- so that you can fuck the chick on the other side of the platform- all in 4 bit glory. That's it.

#8 worst game of all time- Custer's Revenge (Atari 2600)
Guilty Party: Mystique

Custer's Revenge is notorious for being one of the worst games of all time. You simply cross an area targeted by arrows with nothing on but an ascot and boots- then you go over and fuck a naked native american chick up a cactus. Fun for the first three minutes- then it gets boring FAST. There is no safe image that can be shared.

#7 worst game of all time- Bachelorette Party (Atari 2600)
Guilty Party: Mystique

This was a pack in with an earlier game. It is another atari porno game where your goal is to bang as many guys as possible. It's a horrible breakout clone. NEXT!

#6 worst game of all time- Super Pitfall
Guilty Party: Activision

Yes. Before Activision became a goliath- they dabbled in some pretty awful games. The controls are piss, the music is annoying as fuck, and if cryptic is your middle name- where no one or nothing gives you any hints or instructions as to how to play and finish the game- this turd is for you.